Humorix: Linux Makes It Easier To Outsource, Says Microsoft

“In testimony before a hearing of the US Senate Committee On
Sucking Up To Large Corporations, a Microsoft executive claimed
that Linux and Unix-like systems make it easier to telecommute,
ultimately leading to an increase in offshore outsourcing.

“‘What’s good for Linux is bad for the American economy,’ said
the company’s Minister of Information. ‘This operating system,
originally developed by European code-fascists, must be