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Large Hadron Collider stolen by joyriders

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Web Webster
Web Webster
Nov 18, 2009

“The gang are believed to have jemmied their way in via a breach
in the space-time continuum probably left open by a cleaner. Police
were unable to keep up with the youths as they drove the Collider
around in a 27km circle of chaos, pulling handbrake turns and
firing off protons at close to the speed of light.”


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Web Webster

Web Webster

Web Webster has more than 20 years of writing and editorial experience in the tech sector. He’s written and edited news, demand generation, user-focused, and thought leadership content for business software solutions, consumer tech, and Linux Today, he edits and writes for a portfolio of tech industry news and analysis websites including webopedia.com, and DatabaseJournal.com.

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