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Linux/Unix Want Ads – Humor That’s Sad But True

Written By
Web Webster
Web Webster
Oct 20, 2008

[ Thanks to Mike
Golvach
for this link. ]

“Maybe I’m wrong. Perhaps a good segment of our society
out there, who aren’t pathologically lying train-wrecks, can do it
all and are willing to do so for just enough money per paycheck to
inch them closer to homelessness 😉

“In that spirit, I present this piece. You can find the original
version here, plus a few other goodies.”


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Web Webster

Web Webster

Web Webster has more than 20 years of writing and editorial experience in the tech sector. He’s written and edited news, demand generation, user-focused, and thought leadership content for business software solutions, consumer tech, and Linux Today, he edits and writes for a portfolio of tech industry news and analysis websites including webopedia.com, and DatabaseJournal.com.

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