[ Thanks to Norman
Bauer for this link. ]
“Package management was the reason I fell in love with Debian
and settled down with her. Debian and I had a great two year
relationship. We came to know a lot about each other. Instinctively
she responded to the slightest touch of my hand on her keyboard.
She is a great server, but lacks in the desktop department. She has
served me well in the desktop, don’t get me wrong, but something
was always missing. Refinement. Hello Ubuntu! Debian’s sexy little
sister…”