[ Thanks to helios for this link.
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“Those closest to me know that I have a new…let’s
see, what is the politically correct noun…ah yes.“Significant.
“I have a new Significant.
“My Significant’s name is Diane.
“So girl friend, “GF”, live-in…it’s all the same.
“We’re under one roof and no one has been beaten, stabbed or
shot as of yet.”