SCO’s April Monthly Operating Reports

“More hilarity ensues as SCO files its MORs for April. As you’ll
recall, it was in March that the Yarro loan went through, and both
Blank Rome and Ocean Park got paid, $335,296 and $261,645
respectively. Now what happened in SCOville in the following
month?

“Oh noes. I think SCO is losing money.

“: D

“My favorite notation is on page 14 of the SCO Operations
MOR:

“Total Cash in SCO Ops BS

“Hey, hey, SCO. Watch your language on Groklaw please. All
right. Kidding. The serious part is how will they pay Yarro back?
It’d be a cryin’ shame if they had to let him have the company
assets instead, what with the professionals getting paid and all.
Hardy har. Wait. Isn’t that what the mob does? So I hear tell. They
loan you money and when you can’t pay it back, they take your
restaurant.”

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