Sorry, Microsoft, but your Edge web browser will NEVER be installed on my Linux computer

Ultimately, there is no reason for a Chromium-based Microsoft Edge to exist at all, and there is no reason desktop Linux users should sully their computers with it. Look, is Microsoft a changed company under Satya Nadella? Seemingly so, but its Internet Explorer and Edge blunders are too great to be forgotten. I am not opposed to installing Microsoft software, such as Skype, on my Linux computer, but a web browser? No chance.