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The 9 Most Ridiculous Moments of the Apple vs. Samsung Trial

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Web Webster
Web Webster
Aug 23, 2012

First, your honor, I’m not smoking crack.

After Judge Koh received a 75-page briefing from Apple, dealing with 22 witnesses that Apple might call to disprove Samsung’s claims, we got this sans-social-cues exchange:

Judge Koh: “Unless you’re smoking crack you know these witnesses aren’t going to be called!”

Apple attorney William Lee: “First, your honor, I’m not smoking crack. I can promise you that.”

Web Webster

Web Webster

Web Webster has more than 20 years of writing and editorial experience in the tech sector. He’s written and edited news, demand generation, user-focused, and thought leadership content for business software solutions, consumer tech, and Linux Today, he edits and writes for a portfolio of tech industry news and analysis websites including webopedia.com, and DatabaseJournal.com.

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