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The Spoof!: Microsoft Gives Away Windows

“In a press conference held at Microsoft headquarters in
Redmond, Washington yesterday, Microsoft Corporation announced a
new pricing scheme for its ubiquitous operating system, Windows XP,
which will now be named Windows XFree.

“‘In future,’ a spokesperson explained, ‘we will not be charging
customers for Windows XFree, which will become a free 15GB download
from the Microsoft Web site…'”

Complete[ly
Made up] Story