[ Thanks to Diane Franklin for this
link. ]
“She hadn’t been gone 2 hours when I got the call.
“‘This computer won’t connect to the Internet.’
“‘OK.’ I said. ‘Is it plugged into the router.’
“Long silence.
“‘No, it doesn’t need to be.’
“Long silence on my end.
“‘Uh, yes it does. The computer gets its connection by being
plugged into the cable modem or router. There’s no way it is going
to work otherwise.’“Here comes the tirade….”