[ Thanks to Joshua –
Poet – Drake for this link. ]
“The evil multi-national corporate conglomerate empire
MegaSoft® reached out and nuked someone (just about everyone,
as it turns out) in 2023 with a nuclear-capable e-mail virus,
designed to stop anti-trust suits. It worked, really, really well.
Evil wins.”
“In 2076, however, Term Unit X, the militant arm of the New
League of Nations Under Coherent Systems (New/Lonucs) is using a
team of specially trained mutant-hybrids and extraordinary hackers
to break into MegaSoft® of North America (MSNA)’s stronghold in
Washington M.S., and free the world from the hands of
MegaSoft®, dangerous code and irritating animated
paperclips.”
“Led by Term Unit X leader TUX (a cybernetic penguin-hybrid),
alongside Wilder (an over-zealous Gnu-mutant), Ch (a mutant with a
penchant for dressing like the Devil), and Cmdr Tako, one of the
United Geek Front of America’s ambassadors from the DashSlot
stronghold, they descended into the not-so-abandoned Orange
Computing Hive in Cupertino, off the Berkeley Front, fought off the
brutal Orange Computing iSects, made their way to the ancient
World-Wide-Warp Googol Portal, and jumped into warpspace.”
“Last issue, Cmdr Tako was mysteriously re-directed from the
rest of the team in the middle of World-Wide-Warp space, leaving
TUX, Wilder and Ch alone to fulfill their infiltration of
MegaSoft®. As the Unit approaches the end of the Warp pipe,
however, uncertainty looms heavily over the future of the mission,
and Dr. Linus Vortalds of the New League of Nations Under Coherent
Systems has just received disturbing information regarding
Deadware, Inc.’s recent visit to Washington, MS.”