Uncyclopedia: Linux

“Linux, Linux Is Not UniX more commonly known as DorkWare for
Dweebs, is an operating system used mainly for cracking into animal
hospitals and online banking sites by 12-year-old social misfits
desperate to appear 1337 in front of other 12 year old social
misfits. It is free as in free beer, and is the only operating
system which allows one to engage in OS wars with people who use
the same operating system, a feature which has revolutionized
Slashdot. It also puts a slash through every zero for to
distinguish it from n00bish operating systems without this
feature.

“It was created entirely by one amazing man, communist bill
gates, and if you don’t believe that, just ask him. He’ll tell you,
but only if you address him as ‘My Lord’ or ‘Your Worship.’ And do
not make the mistake of mentioning SCO; he will kill you and bury
you within the kernel (that’s what makes it so bloated)…”

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