[ Thanks to Mike
Golvach for this link. ]
"I am so sorry, but I can't find the Page you've requested.",
"It's possible that you entered the address incorrectly.",
"If you did enter the address correctly, then it must be my fault.",
"I am really, really sorry, but I've tried everything I know to find it.",
"Nothing helped.",
"I am really depressed about this.",
"You see, I'm just a web server...",
"...here I am, brain the size of the universe, trying
to serve you a simple web page...",
"And then it doesn't even exist!",
"Where does that leave me?!",
"I mean, I don't even know you.",
"How should I know what you wanted from me?","