[ Thanks to devnet for
this link. ]
“Once upon a time there was a man named Frank. Frank was just
like any other Frank, albeit a bit more cynical and curious. Frank
was walking through the park one day when he happened upon a
curious sight of a glowing doorway. Being curious, he investigated
this curious phenomenon with infinite impetuosity. Unbeknownst to
him, this doorway led to the future. The sights he beheld on the
other side of this time warp doorway continued to pique his innate
curiosity. Frank wanted to know what was going on at the other side
of this door and he quietly slid through it…”