“After speaking at a BusinessWire event about social media and
the digital age all morning, meeting with speakers and planning the
open source track for tomorrow’s Innotech conference all afternoon,
I finally made it home and had a few minutes to catch up on the
rest of the world, and came across this: Analyst Reports Name HP a
Market Share Leader in IT Management Software? What? HP a market
share leader? Across the board? Rats–I went to work for the wrong
company! All that market research I did before I joined BMC was
useless!“Then I actually read the release, which reads like a
poorly-written Wikipedia entry, and I remembered HP’s been churning
out fluffy press releases faster than a cotton-candy
machine…”