I’ve certainly amused Greg KH in the past with my pull request descriptions. Here’s an excerpt from a reply he sent me:
On Wed, May 25, 2011 at 04:28:51PM -0700, Sarah Sharp wrote:
The xHCI driver is what, two years old now? It’s high time it put on
its big girl pants and stop crapping out useless debugging information.
You now owe me a wet-wipe to clean my laptop up from the coffee I just
snorted out my nose all over it.