[ Thanks to Steven J.
Vaughan-Nichols for this link. ]
“Once upon a time, long long ago, everyone who was anyone in the
Kingdom of Linux used SlackWare. Then, along came Red Hat, which
many people in the kingdom thought was neater and had a great
package manager.“So, all the followers of the Great Penguin placed Red fedoras
upon their heads and they were happy.“Still others said, ‘We do not need to wear a Red Hats! We will
come together as a people and make a new Linux and we will call it
Debian…'”