[ Thanks to Ben for
this link. ]
“My name is Henry the Adequate, and I am a Python programming
Guru. I know all of their movies, and their TV shows, and can quote
the dead parrot sketch in my sleep. In fact I do quote it in my
sleep. That may explain why I am single, although it could also
have something to do with the flamethrower.“Naturally many old-timers want to know what this new-fangled
Python thing is all about. ‘Henry,’ they say, ‘What is this
new-fangled Python thing all about?’ See what I mean? So, here, at
last, is the article you have all been waiting for…”