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“No, I am not going to tell you her real name. She is a criminal
now and I made her so. 86 years of lawful living, survived without
so much as a speeding ticket. Her unblemished essence is now the
foulest of stain on my duplicitous hands. She hastily uses her
internet connection to research South American countries and their
extradition laws as they apply to the United States.“She has calculated the penalties and withdrawn substantial
amounts of her retirement fund and hastily written goodbye letters
to her children. At least the ones that aren’t yet dead. Two
ex-husbands will grope for answers and friends will wonder for
years…”
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