Ubuntu: I’m Extremely Impatient

[ Thanks to Jason
for this link. ]

“Okay, I admit, I am an impatient person. I hate waiting in
lines. I have a superiority complex and a tremendous arrogance
where I believe the world revolves around me. Hey, I’m a New
Yorker, it comes with the territory. My wife, Rachel, is infuriated
by this–whenever we go to a restaurant and there is even a fifteen
minute wait, I walk right out the door. On a Friday night, I’ve
been known to walk in and out of five or six restaurants until I
get immediate gratification.

“If I wasn’t such a Linux addict I probably would have walked
right out the door with Ubuntu Hardy Heron as well…”